Our Story
Two people.
One mission.
Zero filter.
We started Teodorus because we believe the world needs more freedom of speech, even if it comes printed on the back of a hoodie.
The Beginning
It started with a joke
We're just a traditional couple that decided to start a business the completely unhinged way: by printing internet humor on premium apparel.
Together, we argue about font choices and somehow it all works out.
Teodorus is named after... honestly, we just thought it sounded fancy. And if you're going to print “Tax the Poor” on a hoodie, it better at least sound respectable.
What We Believe
In a world of carefully curated feeds,
we choose chaos.
Humor is Honesty
The best jokes are the ones that say what everyone's thinking but nobody's saying. We just happen to print them on shirts.
Quality Over Everything
If you're going to be controversial, at least be comfortable. That's why we use heavyweight, American-made cotton.
Made with Love (and Sarcasm)
Every piece is made by real people who genuinely enjoy what they do. Even the shirts that make HR nervous.
The Journey
From kitchen table to your closet
2024
The Kitchen Table Idea
Over dinner one night, we joked about the absurd things people say online. Then we thought - what if we just... printed them on nice shirts?
2024
First Batch
50 hoodies, one questionable slogan, and a lot of nervous laughter. They sold out in a week. Turns out, people get it.
2024
Made in USA
We partnered with American manufacturers to create heavyweight, premium apparel. No shortcuts, no overseas factories. Just quality.
2025
Growing the Family
What started as a joke between two people became a community. Every customer who "gets it" is part of the story now.
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Coffee-Fueled Founders
Behind the Scenes
The unfiltered truth about us
Morning routine:
She checks orders. He checks if any designs got us canceled overnight.
Quality control:
If we wouldn't wear it ourselves, we don't sell it. Simple.
Date nights:
Arguing about whether 'Taxation is Theft' is too on-the-nose.
Business meetings:
Held in pajamas. Fueled by espresso. Often interrupted by the dog.
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P.S. - Our inbox is always open for bad puns and worse business advice.